Top 10 Funniest Motivational Quotes


Okay guys, we all know how much you love motivational quotes. Let’s face it, we all love them. Some of them are witty, some of them are truly inspiring. . and then again, some of them are really, really funny. In this article we will be focusing on the funniest motivational quotes out there. Basically, we’re going to be featuring crème de la crème of the funniest motivational quotes. So, without further a due, let us start:

Top 10 Funniest Motivational Quotes

10 – People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. –  Isaac Asimov

9 – The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. –  Terry Pratchett

8  – All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. –Jane Wagner

7 – If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. – Theodore Roosevelt

6 – Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children. –  Bill Hicks

5 – Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. – H. G. Wells

4 – I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. –  Joan Rivers

3 – Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. – Edward Abbey

2 – I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

1 – A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

Well guys, we really hope you liked our funniest motivational quotes list. We must add that the list is based on our personal opinions so please don’t be mad if some of your favorite quotes were not included in it.