Top 10 Funniest Marriage Quotes

Marriage Quotes

Well guys, marriage is one of the best ( and at the same time, worst ) things that can happen to a man. We are not trying to scare you or anything, we are just implying that not every marriage turns out perfect; but then again, some of them do just that.

Nowadays, I see a lot of people saying stuff like “marry your best friend and he / she will make you smile every day” blah blah blah. While that could, indeed, be a good advice, it is not for everyone.

This brings us to a quote I found somewhere in the depths of the internet, and I would love to share it with you: “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages” – Friedrich Nietzsche.

Now that I’ve successfully bored you to death with my marriage rant, let us start the countdown.

Top 10 Funniest Marriage Quotes

10 – I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

9 – One day my wife’s credit card got stolen. . what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife.

8 – I didn’t find out what happiness means until I got married… and then it was too late.

7 – My wife and I lived happily for twenty years. . . . then we met.

6 – When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational. . Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. 

5 – I think I’m starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven’t seen any money through the entire house.

4 – When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.

3 – Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

2 – Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

1 – My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

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