5 Things Nigerian Girls Do After a Breakup

It’s never easy finding that prince charming…

Sometimes your prince can be such an a**hole, you end up breaking up with him.

A popular saying: You have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince.

This holds true for many Nigerian girls. We have to go through several Yoruba demons before we find our Nigerian angel. It is utterly exhausting.

These are the things most Nigerian girl do after a breakup;

#1.  Deleting galore

The first thing to succumb to the deleting galore is the phone number. Then we remove all the pictures and then delete them off social media. I call this move “deleting them from your universe”.

black girl texting

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#2.  Waterworks

Did you say big girls don’t cry? Trust me they do, but not in public. The waterworks come through at some point. Maybe in the shower or when we’ve had too much to drink with our girlfriends.

Image: WhiteFuseMedia

Photo: WhiteFuseMedia

#3.  Stalking

Just because we deleted them off our social media accounts doesn’t mean we don’t keep tabs on our exes. They may even be chatting with us via our totally new accounts.

stalker meme

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#4.  Drunk texting

In the pre-waterwork stage, we may accidentally text, email or call the ex. This happens if they did the breaking up. But we’re usually back to our “big girl” status and mentality when we sober up.

Drunk texting meme

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#5.  Upgrading a bro from the friend zone

They say the easiest way to get over an old guy is to move on to a new one. And believe me, many Nigerian girls have friend zoned dozens of guys. We just promote one guy from the zone to relationship.

Escape Friend Zone
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